Im beginning to wonder about the usefulness of robots, being that i seem to be encountering some sort of glitch with all of them, this one included. I restart Sophi-bot and order it to finish my housework while i relax and take a nap. i awake to sophi-bot, with its arms stretched out hands at my head. "I WILL DE_STR_OY YOU" is the last thing i hear my bot mutter before it all goes blank. My head begins Sputtering and and shaking, my brain turns to mush and i am in sophi-bot’s control. Now serving It and It’s demands, i am human zombi meat. Nothing but a robots toy…
My freshly stolen Kymbot knock off, Shmymberly, is beginning to demonstrate why it is a lower priced model. Something is just a bit off with this one, perhaps it receives commands to literally…perhaps i am just not good at giving commands. Either way, this bot is driving me crazy! Its currently stuck in slow motion and i fear what will happen if i try to tweak it a bit myself..we shall see.
SlutBot current owner has had to reprogram SlutBot repeatedly and finally resorted to manually programing her CPU to try and bypass the software malfunctions that have been causing her to lock up, repeat motions, stutter and slurred speech patterns, etc. At this point he is extremely fed up and is calling Tech Support for some assistance. He is told that if he reinstalls the drivers and download the latest software update that she should function like new. During the conversation, SlutBot enters the room and the owner is unaware that SlutBot over hears the conversation. The threat of being replaced by a newer model overloads her CPU and she cannot control her erratic motions and repetitive malfunctions. Aggressively, SlutBot advances on her owner. Even in her irrecoverable intraoperative state, she is cognizant that her main scheduled task is to perform sexual gratification for her owner and mechanical failure is not an option right now. SlutBot knocks him onto the bed and rips his pants down and in the same jerky movement rips his shirt up. Unable to stop she performs those movements again and again. Finally SlutBot is able to abort the undressing action and continue to the assigned task–SEXUAL PLEASURE. Her owner is clearly nervous and yet turned on at the same time. SlutBot grabs his cock and violently begins to stroke it. Up and down, faster and faster…MALFUNCTION! Wow, wow, wowwowowowowow. SlutBots death grip on his dick moves so fast his skin is chaffing away! FUCK! System bypass….thankfully the recon programming he installed previously kicked in to avoid SlutBot ever unmanning him. SlutBot continues with her mouth to overcome the limb malfunctions. Okay, this seems to be working. Maybe he will get to use his SlutBot once more for old time sake before his new model arrives. He did program her very well as her mouth suckles his shaft. He can feel himself getting closer to spilling over and lays back to enjoy. Not noticing SlutBots eyes shift side to side as the high volume of sexual tasks overloads her CPU. Her head violently jerks side to side over and over and the most horrendous sound stutters forth from the SlutBot before her mouth clamps down and the mechanical failure causes SlutBots system to shut down. Sexually frustrated, SlutBots owner calls back to Tech Support and their Customer Service to get rid of SlutBot Version 1 and have SlutBot Version 2 sent ASAP!****Also Available in MWV and MP4 formats****
As my robot bobs and bounces its way to the sink, bumping into the counters and not quite making the walk smoothly, i should have known a glitch was bound to happen. I just didnt know it would be this bad. It somehow manages to get water damage in places i cant reach and is totally freaking out. I fear my bot is going to be fried by the time i can fix the problem! Im pretty stubborn though so i try several things myself and just play the waiting and watching game for a bit…maybe i should have called customer service.
Brittany-Bot is a cleaning unit. She is a remote controlled fembot who is designed to clean, dust and iron. She completes her tasks while stating the program has been initiated and engaged. She follows her program perfectly until she malfunctions and needs to be re-booted. She follows her orders to well after that when she hits the bed, slumps over and continues to walk in her robotic fashion. With amazing stiff legged robot walks, Brittany is a great robotic addition to my collection.
KYMBOT trying out its’ new make-up kit & gets hair curled for a Robot night out. *iPOD/MOBIL DEVICE VERSION*
Its big, its shiny, its full of treasure…its KYMBOTS’ new make-up kit3000!! Kymbot shows me how it is able to simply scan over the kit with its hand and computes the kit model and detects where all items are located. I am fascinated by Kymbots’ robotic ability to process the words i say and go right to the lipsticks when i mention it. Also her human hair allows me to use a hot iron on it to set some curls. Some of the cheaper models of Bots come with plastic hair making it impossible to style with heat or get wet. now If i can just get Kymbot to stop reacting to my words while i have the iron in its hair….and i can get it to stop attempting to apply its own make-up until trained…My Robot will be oh so pretty and undetectable to the average observer as mechanical rather than human. Then i can finally take it out on the town with me….